Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” What do you call a Marines with an IQ of 160? Some of the jokes on this list you may not fully understand or appreciate unless you were actually in the military, but most of them I think anyone can appreciate.Īsk the Army to secure a building and they will set up a perimeter around it and make sure nobody gets out.Īsk the Marines to secure a building and they will charge in, kill everybody inside, and then set up defenses to make sure nobody gets in.Īsk the Navy to secure a building and they will turn off all the lights and lock all the doors at 1700.Īsk the Air Force to secure a building and they will sign a 10 year lease with an option to buy. There are so many funny military jokes and jabs out there so it took me a while to compile a list of only the best. Full Disclosure Here.Įvery military branch thinks that they’re the best, the most important, and in their own way the hardest working. As an Amazon Associate, I earn a commission from qualifying purchases at no extra cost to you.
